lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . . There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum It’s a rather stupid idea, but it could be fun. Then with the “wait, what day is it” experience of the last three weeks, I finally fucked it up and let it lapse all the way. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. Funny Cartoon Characters Cartoon Pics Bart Simpson Cartoon Zoo Animals Tv Funny Lisa S The Simpsons Cute Wallpapers Evergreen. I've been going on there a little bit more recently, mostly looking at older articles ("threads", I guess) because some people over there are genuinely clever and make some great points. His last writing credit is “The Parent Wrap”, which was the second episode of Season 13 but produced at the end of the Season 12 production run, i.e. A restaurant owned by celebrities! Also: if you’ve created (or run across) other excellent Simpsons fan art out there in the wilds of the internet, the email link is right over there. I have been knocked off my tram lines on doing Quotes of the Day. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures. . “Lisa, I’m not scared. Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”! “Why the only cure is bedrest. “Are we there yet, I’m thirsty?” – Homer Simpson Spitting off the escalator just clinched it.” – The Devil. “What’s so special about this game anyway? But past the millions of sudden and unnecessary deaths that will traumatize populations the world over, there are the shitheel cockdents that believe they will get away with it. . right about when they were recording this. In my new book, I chart the seven paths of excellence . We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson Dead Homer Society Manifesto Zombie Simpsons: How the Best Show Ever Became the Broadcasting Undead Tapped In: How EA Combined The Simpsons with Video Gambling to Make $130 Million (and counting) Posts about Lisa’s First Word written by Charlie Sweatpants. And if you’re wondering how Brad Goodman would be doing in the age of corona, well, Tony’s Twitter feed tells you all you need to know: As the plague descends on the entire world, he’s plugging a movie and linking to crazy winger bullshit that says coronavirus isn’t that big a deal. A hundred million dollar decision upon which the fates and livelihoods of his workers depend comes from an old man talking to some green felt. There’s a lot more non-Simpsons art at his site www.morgancriger.com, so check that out if you’re so inclined. Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? The program on Fox that bills itself as “The Simpsons” bears only the faintest resemblance to our favorite television show of … Club may reward knowledge, but here at Dead Homer Society we punish ignorance and that is a profoundly ignorant statement. That being said, I recognize that “Marge vs. the Monorail” will always top “Bart’s Inner Child” in terms of popularity. "The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes . The episode where Burns sells out to the Germans occurs halfway through Season 3. Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. And look at him: he's wearing a belt! Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. “Ugh. His father spoke out on his behalf.” – Kent Brockman Goodman was based on Tony Robbins and a bunch of other 80s/90s scam artists who specialize(d) in acknowledging that people’s lives are bad and then peddling false hope. “Oh, there’s so little left . 60 Second Simpsons Review - Dead Putting Society TheRealJims. 2) To create a central place for people who want to see the show finally taken off the air. Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) To create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. “Whatever.” – Mrs. Krabappel, “Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?” – Chief Wiggum And look at him: he's wearing a belt! Apparently the FBI guy with the megaphone wasn’t an effect. … A wealthy, white, Evangelical father of two who almost certainly would’ve voted Republican in 2016, Ned cries out, “Oh, the network slogan is true! Archer discusses how they try to get a lot of “acting” out of Bart as he painfully reads his letter from home, which means the frayed clothes, the messed up hair, the line under his eye. A.V. My philosophy is: enjoy.” – Plato. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. 2) To create a central place for people who want to see the show finally taken off the air. Not a member of the No Homers Club? His last directing credit is “Homerpalooza” from the end of Season 7. “Hey, Colonel Homer! Post was not sent - check your email addresses! As Homer lies on the floor, crippled by Bart, Archer notes that, “Low angle on Homer’s face was always difficult to animate because the mouth animation was different from the regular mouth charts”. Homer: It wasn't how he said it either but the message was loud and clear: Our Family Stinks. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. That's…, Denigrating Simpsons fans didn't work well for the incumbents back in 1992, you smarmy little bastard.…. As Lisa reads random facts from the Albania book, Meyer jokes that their process was what Lisa’s doing: just looking through the almanac to find out a few facts about this country. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!” – Homer Simpson My life has certainly been turned upside down, though I’m on team “Stuck At Home” not team “Doing All the Real Work”, so I’ve got it fairly easy. Next comment, “Bart did seem to forget his French over the years. wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that was our planet!” . Saved by megan shaw. I get the joke (“Where have I heard that name before?”), and it is funny, but it implies an improbable karmic justice that the show usually doesn’t indulge. By the time this was recorded, Archer was already done with the show. Homer hasn't been safe from a weekly life-threatening injury in 11 years, so my guess is that he's screwed. Dead Homer Society is a Simpsons blog dedicated to writing about what they argue as the very poor quality of current (season 12 - present) episodes of the show.. Views []. I also enjoy that there are three Republican presidents down in hell and James Woods appears to be getting his liver flayed. And they’re probably right. Funny Cartoon Characters Cartoon Pics Bart Simpson Cartoon Zoo Animals Tv Funny Lisa S The Simpsons Cute Wallpapers Evergreen. So while he has some producer credits for a couple more years, George Meyer never actually wrote another one after he recorded this commentary. Not a member of the No Homers Club? But don't take my word for it, watch any episode of Zombie Simpsons and you will see that even with a p value of 7 sigmas, it is statistically impossible for Homer not to get hurt tonight. Saved by Dan Gerstein. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Dead Homer Society. But I specialize in foretelling the relationships where you get jerked around.” – Renaissance Faire Fortune Teller, “Now, this is living, eh, kids? Every cog, part, and gear of the entertainment industry is intended to prevent things like The Simpsons. car, license number: Eggplant-Xerxes-Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal.” – Eddie, “Evening, Simpson. I always enjoy talking Simpsons, even when I’m drinking my chicory, but trying to definitely say this essentially flawless episode is better than that essentially flawless episode has never seemed fun to me. That's…, Denigrating Simpsons fans didn't work well for the incumbents back in 1992, you smarmy little bastard.…. “Then run along, you little scamp. Directed by Rich Moore. . In an attempt to show up Ned Flanders, Homer pits Bart against Ned's son, Todd, in a miniature golf competition. Happy 30th anniversary to “The Telltale Head”! “Really? Since the earliest Greek Epics, such as Homer’s The Iliad, society has imagined an underworld, a place beneath the Earth that houses souls. Dead Putting Society Homer: Supposed to be the boy's job. I know very little of French airports. Happy (actual) 30th Anniversary to “The Telltale Head”! . It has been amply demonstrated that Zombie Simpsons doesn't give two shits about "message board fans", they never have and never will. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer Alone Add a photo to this gallery. Those got shaky a couple years ago and moreso of late. And as twisted as he is, he does have a tender side. Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson. “Perhaps you’d be more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.” – Mr. Smithers You got a short in your tail light. Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson Meyer talking about how he got on the show: had been working on a movie for David Letterman in Colorado and agreed to come out and work on the series in October of ’89, working on the show fulltime after that because he liked it so much. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel Their culture was dependent on that of the Minoans of Crete, who for a time politically dominated them.They threw off Minoan control c. 1400 and were dominant in the Aegean until … Meyer thinks that was “our flourish”. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. . wadded beef?” – Marge Simpson, “It’s a ghost car! Make $130 Million (and counting)-----02 Oct 19 QUOTE OF THE DAY. “Ooh, did I ever! Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) Create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. . As a bonus, we may be getting more: I’m actually toying with the idea of doing a Bosch crucifixion where Jesus has the insect hood ornament for a face and Vaclav is weeping. 36. I've been going on there a little bit more recently, mostly looking at older articles ("threads", I guess) because some people over there are genuinely clever and make some great points. Burns. . 2) Create a central place for everyone who wants to see the show finally taken off the air. “No!” – Bart Simpson 2) Create a central place for everyone who wants to see the show finally taken off the air. The Welcome to the ancient mystic society of... No Homers. They used a real bullhorn at the microphone. “It’s an old fashioned hole diggin’! “Yeah, I had to sell the trigger and most of the handle to feed my family. Get some cider. (Whether or not they should is a separate question.) Sure, he’s a grotesque; but there’s a logical (albeit vile) humanity to him. “Well, I don’t think so. Register today! We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. As Bart goes to the winery in the motorcycle, they’re discussing how they liked getting references in, like the painting backdrops and Maurice Chevalier song. Lemme through! 177 likes. I’m a guy like me!” – Homer Simpson, “Nice to meet you, Marge. At SNL and Letterman, Meyer used to work with Jim Downey, who used to tent his fingers and say “Excellent”, which Adil does here. No getting around that. *, “We need a cure! Please partake of keno, craps, and the loosest slots in town! As Hugo tests Bart’s vision, “This is kind of a dark edge. . Trump supporters cited the name of a dead man in Michigan listed as voting, but later reports suggested that the actual voter was the man’s son with the same name and address. By the time the people of Springfield realize that his self help bullshit is actually bullshit, they’ve built him a statue and he’s five towns down the road telling another sold out auditorium about the Feel Bad Rainbow. And at night it just seems to close down entirely, which is not the case with most nuclear plants.” – Ha! And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.” – Jay Sherman . Lisa’s First Word – Dead Homer Society. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. And yet . Dead Homer Society. Again: it’s funny, but the need for a justice is a little teevee. but he is not a porn star.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson, “So much steak . Zombie Simpsons Must Die. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.” – Dr. Hibbert That’s Burns in a nutshell: bugfuck crazy, indiscriminately cruel, and deeply, deeply sad. 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